Oct 152012
 

I just read Whitman’s account of our totally successful but nearly-disastrous crisis-averted lost anal plug story! It’s sort of funny in retrospect, and it was sort of funny just after it happened, but as it was happening?? OHMYGAHHH…

I do like anal sex. It doesn’t always work out for me, but when it does, it’s amazing. This was one of those cases. It worked. It realllly worked. Whitman had fucked my ass, and fucked it for real. Pounded it, even. Wow, was I feeling good! Lying in the bed, my hands still loosely attached to my thighs, basking in the throbbing afterglow… and what an afterglow! Happy anal

Smug. That’s how I felt.

Totally smug.

It worked!

Successful anal sex!

Yes!

I reached back with my cuffed hands to touch the plug that Whitman had placed in my ass. I was touching for proof, mostly. I was in a little disbelief that it was inside of me. It’s usually a little bit of work, and I hadn’t even felt this one go in my ass.

I barely touched the little glass base, and felt it it move. It moved like it was just snuggling in to a better position. And it kept moving. And didn’t stop. WHAT?! I felt the flat glass base slip right away from my fingers. Feeling panic, I moved my fingers closer to my asshole, and tried to grab the plug. I felt nothing but the quick slide of the toy and my ass closing around it. With the cuffs around my wrists and thighs, I was helpless to do anything more.Lost anal plug

What was going to through my mind was, “ohmygodohmygodohmygodnonononoooo…!!”
That thought was followed by a quick yelp for Whitman, who had gone to wash up,  “comebackcombackcomeback!!’”
He did, and I managed to squeak out what had happened, and added, “I’m not going to the hospital for this!” He looked, he felt for it, rapidly decided this was above his pay grade, and let me loose.

As you read, I successfully ‘removed’ the plug (and a little santorum, if you must know) by squatting and pushing – like birthing the smallest baby ever, and that’s the happy ending.

Oct 102012
 

Last Saturday night, SexFairy and I had a pretty damn good dinner, got a bit drunk, and then a bit horny, and ended the night with a sexual first, in a kind of funny whoops way.

SexFairy likes being, shall we say, restrained. She says she finds it comforting and arousing at the same time. I have tied her body with rope, tied her to the ceiling while standing, tied her bent over to a stool, to a door, to a shower wall…the list just goes on and on. But she gets tied up for other reasons than my getting to fuck her at my will. Some nights, as we are getting close to going to sleep, I will get this urge and ask her if she’d like to be tied up for sleep. She always says, “yes please”.

So Saturday night, in bed, I asked, and she replied as always, “yes please”. I attached velcro thigh cuffs followed by wrist cuffs. Then I attached them all together, leaving it just loose enough so she could sleep. Of course once my mind gets started, it doesn’t tend to stop. So I asked if she’d like an anal plug for the night, and of course she said “yes please”.

SexFairy’s ass is on the tight and sensitive side, so I picked out one of our smaller glass plugs, a beautiful blue one. I grabbed a bottle of anal lube we had recently received, but not yet tried out. SexFairy was still wearing her panties so I pulled them down to the edge of the cuffs. Then with a nice puddle of lube in my hand starting massaging her, ass and pussy, sliding my fingers in and out of her holes as I went. Soon she was gasping with pleasure and my cock was rock hard. With that and her now relaxed and lubed ass, I told her I was going to fuck her ass, and she moaned “yes please”.

SexFairy was tied like this with her hands attached

Mounting her from behind while she lay on her side, I fucked SexFairy’s ass very hard and deep. It was a literal ass pounding. I said to her, “where’s my cock” and she replied “in my ass”. I said “what’s in your ass” and she said “daddy’s cock”. I said “where should I cum” and she said “in my ass”. I called her my “dirty whore” and she said “cum in my dirty whore ass”. So I did. I exploded inside her ass, filling it with my cum. After managing to slide my swollen cock out and thinking I should keep all that lovely cum inside her ass, I then put the anal plug into her ass, so none would drip out. I went to the bathroom, leaving her bound and ass fucked, full of my cum, with the plug in her ass.Glass plug, lost in her ass

That’s when I heard her call me. But not in a sexy fuck me way. In a help-me-get-here-now voice. The one that’s no longer playing. I immediately came back and she said, “the plug’s gone in my ass”. I was able to reach a few fingers inside her ass and while I could feel it there I could not grab ahold of it in anyway. We are talking about a lubed piece of smooth glass in her anus mind you. Quickly I unbound her and she went into the bathroom. There she squatted naked on the floor and, well, pushed the plug out, shall we say.

SexFairy came back to bed. I removed all the restraint cuffs, kissed her sweetly, and told her what a good ass whore she was. Lying there a few minutes, I then said, would you like to do that again soon? And she said, “yes please”.

So new rule. Small plug before anal sex. Large plug after anal sex.
We are still smiling over that one.

Jul 232012
 

naked girl cuffed to ceilingWe have a decent assortment of bondage equipment already; leather cuffs, thigh straps, bed straps, collars, hog ties sets, spreader bars, etc. We also have a pair of furry handcuffs we’ve been playing with lately. If anything, we have so many bondage things that it’s often hard to find the one I’m looking for, especially with a rock hard erection in the dark.

So I was admittedly a little dismayed when CalExotics sent us what appeared to be, hand cuffs. Plain chrome hand cuffs. These aren’t police grade or anything. Thin metal with a little safety latch on the side (should one partner pass out while fucking the other hand cuffed partner, for example).  Am I missing something? I have had these for a few weeks now, not reviewing them because I’m thinking, what the hell am I supposed to say, about hand cuffs. It’s like writing about a glass of water.

Chrome Hand Cuffs

Then I started thinking, and looking, and thinking. What’s NOT normal about these cuffs, is the chain between them. It’s over 18” from cuff to cuff. Most play cuffs are more like 3”.  I started doing image searches for “sex hand cuffs”, “long chain cuffs” , even “passed out sex hand cuffs” cause ya never know. And my brain started working, thought it admittedly had to fight for blood.

Naked girl cuffed in bath tubSo with a long chain between the cuffs, what could you do that maybe you couldn’t do with the short chain. Well, you could go around much larger things. You could stretch and reach out to “attachments”  that short cuffs wouldn’t. You could cuff your girl to her girlfriend, and then take them out to a bar for drinks. They could move, but not separate. With the right clothing, only you would know. Like Siamese sex twins. Good for covert bondage.

A simple benefit is, she could have the cuffs on and lie on her back. Her hands would be on her side, but she could only reach by moving the other hand in the same direction. And it wouldn’t hurt because she would not be lying on top of the cuffs, just the chain.

Another thing I realized, is that in it’s own way, this is kind of adjustable. Any link can be inserted into the cuff bar before you close it, essentially allowing you to shorten the effective length. Sure there’ll be some links hanging loose, but then if she runs, you’ll be better able to hear her!

Here’s a short list of other thoughts I’ve had. I’m sure there are millions more ways to use hand Nude Girl tied to treecuffs, outside of a police car. But most of these ideas take advantage of the fact that the chain is longer.

  • bed post
  • tree
  • kitchen cabinet
  • staircase
  • telephone pole
  • around a chair
  • shower bar

Thanks CalExotics, for these fun hand cuffs. With a  little imagination, they too have become a great addition to our sex toy collection.

Jun 292012
 

Last night, Whitman strapped me to the bed, face-down and spread-eagle. He lubed my ass, then fucked my ass, and after it was all over, he made me sleep in fuzzy pink handcuffs. All I can say is thank goodness they are fuzzy. (This is actually a great use for fuzzy handcuffs. Comfort while sleeping.)fuzzy pink handcuffs

In all seriousness: Here’s what’s interesting about this. I liked it. I mean, we all know I like to be tied down, and we know I like having my ass fucked, even when it’s difficult for me. I love the ‘thoroughly used’ feeling I have after a good ass fucking, even when “thoroughly used” feels like “thoroughly sore.” But this? I liked the bedtime cuffs. Who knew?
I can’t remember sleeping while restrained before. (Have I, Daddy? Am I forgetting something?)

I’ve read stories of subs being restrained while sleeping, or tied to the bed at night, and I liked those, so this shouldn’t be a surprise. I’ve always thought I would feel so content and safe sleeping that way. I was right. I was threatened with dire consequences for removing them without asking. I didn’t ask. I slept. Whitman woke in the middle night and reached over to check the cuffs. When he found them still on, he released me. I was a little disappointed, but it did make going to pee easier.

May 042012
 

seductive-art-of-japanese-bondageThere are lots of things SexFairy and I thought we would never really be “into” that we’ve tried together and loved. (Face slapping, choking, Daddy/girl…) With that in mind, we were both intrigued when we received the The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage by Midori from Good Vibrations. We’ve both insisted that Japanese Bondage is not our thing. We like our “regular” bondage which consists of simple velcro or buckles that just work, fast, easy, and secure. These Japanese bondage photos we’ve seen, while exquisite and sexy, struck us more as “really, are you kidding me, spend all that time, when the hell would we get to fucking?

Of course, in reality, it turns out that nearly EVERYTHING is our thing. We did a few bondage test runs, and yes, we liked it. (Are you surprised?)

SexFairy, back tie in Japanese BondageThis book is a high-quality paperback, 8”x10”, with about 160 pages full of great information on the basics of Japanese Bondage, the history behind the style, and the differences in “real” or traditional Japanese Bondage, and the “western” version that we see and use today. It takes 43 pages to get actual bonding instructions, and it is those initial pages where this book truly shines. What kind of rope should I use? How do I wash it? What should I expect? What should I be careful of? Even a nice long bondage scene story followed by an analysis of both the Top and the Bottoms experience of the scene.

There are illustrations of 11 different ties from basic to complex. At first I thought the hand drawn illustrations were cheap compared to photographs, but I realized that with the hand drawn it was much easier to see what went where and I tied up SexFairy. A few steps seem to be assumed and I had to pause a few times to figure out what I was supposed to do next. My biggest complaint? Being a softcover the book won’t stay open by itself without really cracking the spine, and I am certainlySexFairy, wrist to ankle, Japanese Bondage not coordinated enough to tie a rope around a person and hold a book open at the same time.

So, Japanese Bondage convert we now are. I’ve even devised my own backup plan for some extensive rope play we hope to engage in shortly. The plan I’ll put in a future post.

Best part, she looked so fucking hot tied up and helpless. I fucked her from behind after putting her into an Arm & Chest tie. :)

GoodVibes.com always has a great selection of books and educational videos.

Mar 242012
 

Tantric Binding Love™ Collar and Cuffs packagingThe California Exotics Collar and Cuffs from the Tantric Binding Love collection is an adorable three piece bondage set. I know “bondage set” and “adorable” don’t exactly sound like a match made in a sex toy store, but trust me, I know cute when I see it!

The set consists of two elastic cuffs with sewn on D-rings and clips, and an elastic collar with a vertical  extension designed to be worn in the back of the collar from neck to waist. The collar is 1.5” wide and 17” in length, but using the Velcro, this could extend to fit a much larger neck.

The 21” long extension is 2” wide and conveniently provides two D-rings for attaching the wrist cuff clips.  A loop sewn in to the top end of this strap allows for sliding it on and off of the collar. That flexibility means that all of these pieces can be used with other bondage pieces, together or separately. This where the CUTE comes in: Both cuffs and the back strap are adorned with red satin bows, and the D-rings are shaped like hearts!Tantric Binding Love Collar and Cuffs

The heavy elastic wrist cuffs are 61/2” in circumference, and this could definitely be a tight fit for some. They easily slip on my wrists, which are rather small, but they are definitely snug. These are stretch-to-fit and there is no way to adjust the size, as they are stitched together. The inside seam can be a little rough, but is easily remedied with an emery board. Just file off any rough edges.

The back strap can be worn in the front, but this allows for a wide range of movement, unlike when hands are clipped to the strap in the back. This is best used for light bondage, because any way you wear it, it’s easily escapable. Even with my hands clipped behind me to the long strap at my waist, I was able to reach up and unhook the collar.

This is a darling ‘beginner bondage’ set with tight cuffs, and an adjustable collar. The bows and California Exoticsbackstrap add to the visual allure of seeing your lover tied up. Even though the bows are very feminine, don’t think of this as just for girls only. I can imagine that there are plenty of dommes who would love to see their boys in this, too!

Thanks to California Exotics, who provided us this toy at no cost  in exchange for an honest review.

Mar 172012
 

Our regular readers know that Whitman enjoys putting SexFairy into positions she cannot escape from. It’s not that she’ll move if instructed not to, but knowing she couldn’t even if she wanted to is so much more fun. [Is it? Sure.] Fortunately our friends over at Babeland offered us something new to try, as we were just hanging around anyway. They sent us some Door Jam Cuffs (a Whitman request, of course). The photo is one of the hotter sex toy photos we’ve seen in a while. Sportsheets also has a fun little video, if you are into that sort of thing.

Door Jam Cuffs sexy photoThe Door Jam Cuffs set is a pair of restraints, each consisting of a Sportsheets fleece padded velcro cuff, permanently attached, via a sewn-in metal ring, to about 8” of nylon strap that wraps around  a 4” long plastic tube with rubber ends (to protect your doors).  The 2”wide fleece cuffs are a little over nine inches long, with an additional five inches or so of velcro. These cuffs could easily accommodate wrists or ankles up to about 12” in diameter, assuming a 1”+/-  overlap.

To us, the beauty of this product is it allows you to secure your lover almost anywhere there is a door. (Though outside the house on a snowy day may be pushing it.) Just throw the tube end over the top of the open door, close the door, put her wrists into the straps, and have your way.

A few usage notes I didn’t think of until we actually started trying them:

  • On an 80” high door, your wrists need to reach up to about 71”, so it’s not for the shorter among us.
  • If you expect the cuffed partner to be pulling on them hard, you really want to have the cuffs on the side of the door that you push open. It works the other way but it could stress out the door and possibly bust something, and not in a good way. Note most bedroom doors open into the bedroom, so your play will be on the outside of the bedroom. Same with bathroom doors. Just something to think about.
  • It will work equally well on the side of the door but not necessarily so on the floor. We have carpet with a bit of gap and the tubes just slide on through the bottom. If your door has a 3/4” gap or greater, this option won’t work for you.
  • The plastic tube can be removed from the straps to be used with other bondage items, or for washing.
  • These can be combined with other bondage equipment, like other straps, cuffs, and clips for use between two doors.

Door Jam Cuffs high heels

I’ve tied SexFairy to door frames before but it took a bit more ingenuity and therefore time, which I hate to waste, especially when her ass is sitting there just waiting for me to abuse it.

Bla Bla Disclaimers: So yes, this is a free product review, but hell, we love just about anything having to do with sex. And pending the final week or so of SexFairy’s Labiaplasty recovery, we haven’t put the thing to a serious test, outside of trying it enough to know she’s there, at least till I open the door.

Jan 042012
 

This is the final part of a three part story.
Part One – Naughty Attention – “New Toys”
Part Two – Naughty Attention – “Slut Fail”

…I firmly grabbed her by the corset and pulled her from the floor and pushed her into the bedroom and onto the bed.

[Now did I mention how the bedroom was set up? I had our bag of sex toys out and open. It’s a large gym bag by the way. (Used to be  a small box, but we’ve had to dramatically increase our storage capacity over the years!) On the bed was our “Web Restraint System”. This is one of our favorite sex tools (rather than toy). I wrote a post called Bondage Sexy Toy Fiesta back when we got it about really trying it out, along with some other fun new toys. ]

imageGrabbing the restraints, I bound SexFairy’s ankles and wrists to the web so she was spread eagle on her back, completely exposed. I picked up our triple orange vibrator, covered it generously with lube, and pushed it deep into her pussy. She shivered with a complete “oh my god” face. I grabbed some bondage tape and wrapped it around the vibrator and then up around her waist so the tape held it in place. Being sure it wouldn’t fall out, I then turned it on. First low, then higher and faster. Now had I left her like this, that might have been just regular pleasure. But recall this was punishment for her letting her teeth touch my cock. Of course I’d already flogged her so more of that wouldn’t be enough. Nope. It was time for the Hitachi. Forced OrgasmI plugged the Hitachi in and held it tight over her clit, even though the one nub of the Triple Orange Vibrator was buzzing away. And with that, SexFairy started cumming. Over and over. Now you should know that she has different types of orgasms. The ones she loves are built up over time, and bring her into wave upon wave of flowing pulsing body shuddering pleasure. The Hitachi, on the other hand, is like being slapped in the face when you left a crumb on your cheek. It forces her to cum, hard, and constantly. She can’t stop. She wants it to end, but I don’t let it. And she keeps cumming. She lost count, or rather her ability to count, though later estimated it was over a dozen orgasms.

I finally lifted the Hitachi and ripped the bondage tape enough to remove the Triple Orange. Leaving her tied to the bed I fucked her, hard and fast, like an animal. It was exquisite. After a nice while I moved around to the edge of the bed where her head was hanging off and stroked my cock till I came on her face. Beautiful.

I almost can’t wait till she bites my cock the next time.

Jun 212011
 

From our Tumblr site at http://thenaughtyspot.tumblr.com/, it’s Top Tumblr Tuesday #13.

I spotted this photo first, and we both really appreciate it. Here’s a hot woman, wearing a collar, a blindfold, with music playing into her hears on headphones taped to her head so they won’t come out. She is also wearing wrist cuffs presumably keeping her in place while one guy fucks her face and the other her pussy.

Think about it. She can’t see. She can’t hear. All she can do is smell and feel. Losing sight and sound helps her become the object for their pleasure. The fuck toy she wants to be.

Female Fuck toy object 
I can’t wait to try this out on SexFairy. Any other DICKS out there want to join us?

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May 172011
 

From our Tumblr site at http://thenaughtyspot.tumblr.com/, it’s Top Tumblr Tuesday #9.

Yes, we skipped last week. No reason. Just a mini blog break. So this week we bring you two. Whitman chose them both for our Tumblr site and SexFairy selected these two for TTT. They are very different and very sexy.

Slut tied to shower rod Dressed in only Sparkles

 


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Which do you like better?

Which would you rather come home to?        or….
Which would you rather be done TO you?