Whitman

Oct 112012
 

This evening we have a friend coming over whom we haven’t seen for some time now. This friend, Maria, has been known to accost SexFairy in the women’s bathroom at bars, pull down her pants or up her skirt, and thrust her tongue across SexFairy’s clit while fingering her pussy. SexFairy likes those bathroom trips.

Shortly after I met Maria, we had a nice fivesome (three women plus me and another guy). I know my dick was in all three girls that night, as was his. Another time we met Maria at a bar, went to her place, and I got to watch Maria and SexFairy enjoy a fantastic Tribbing experience. This will be our fifth time with her, but honestly with all the girls coming in and out of our bedroom, it’s sometimes hard to keep track. Yes, I know, you feel sorry for me. Ha.

I’m hoping that once we have enough to drink I can convince the girls to take a bubble bath together. We have some sexy smelling Naughty Bubbles from Booty Parlor which are on sale now at EdenFantasys. Then they can dry each other off and put on some sexy lingerie for me. Okay, the odds that after bathing together and then rubbing each other’s bodies with towels will make anyone want to put on any clothes is pretty damn slim. Unless it’s one of THESE. Plan your St. Valentine\'s Day and save the date with EdenFantasys - the sex toys shop you can trust!

Come to think of it, SexFairy is well overdue for a nice DP (double penetration) and between my cock and Maria wearing a big dildo, it’s certainly a possibility. But that’s another story. Stay tuned my friends.

Oct 102012
 

Last Saturday night, SexFairy and I had a pretty damn good dinner, got a bit drunk, and then a bit horny, and ended the night with a sexual first, in a kind of funny whoops way.

SexFairy likes being, shall we say, restrained. She says she finds it comforting and arousing at the same time. I have tied her body with rope, tied her to the ceiling while standing, tied her bent over to a stool, to a door, to a shower wall…the list just goes on and on. But she gets tied up for other reasons than my getting to fuck her at my will. Some nights, as we are getting close to going to sleep, I will get this urge and ask her if she’d like to be tied up for sleep. She always says, “yes please”.

So Saturday night, in bed, I asked, and she replied as always, “yes please”. I attached velcro thigh cuffs followed by wrist cuffs. Then I attached them all together, leaving it just loose enough so she could sleep. Of course once my mind gets started, it doesn’t tend to stop. So I asked if she’d like an anal plug for the night, and of course she said “yes please”.

SexFairy’s ass is on the tight and sensitive side, so I picked out one of our smaller glass plugs, a beautiful blue one. I grabbed a bottle of anal lube we had recently received, but not yet tried out. SexFairy was still wearing her panties so I pulled them down to the edge of the cuffs. Then with a nice puddle of lube in my hand starting massaging her, ass and pussy, sliding my fingers in and out of her holes as I went. Soon she was gasping with pleasure and my cock was rock hard. With that and her now relaxed and lubed ass, I told her I was going to fuck her ass, and she moaned “yes please”.

SexFairy was tied like this with her hands attached

Mounting her from behind while she lay on her side, I fucked SexFairy’s ass very hard and deep. It was a literal ass pounding. I said to her, “where’s my cock” and she replied “in my ass”. I said “what’s in your ass” and she said “daddy’s cock”. I said “where should I cum” and she said “in my ass”. I called her my “dirty whore” and she said “cum in my dirty whore ass”. So I did. I exploded inside her ass, filling it with my cum. After managing to slide my swollen cock out and thinking I should keep all that lovely cum inside her ass, I then put the anal plug into her ass, so none would drip out. I went to the bathroom, leaving her bound and ass fucked, full of my cum, with the plug in her ass.Glass plug, lost in her ass

That’s when I heard her call me. But not in a sexy fuck me way. In a help-me-get-here-now voice. The one that’s no longer playing. I immediately came back and she said, “the plug’s gone in my ass”. I was able to reach a few fingers inside her ass and while I could feel it there I could not grab ahold of it in anyway. We are talking about a lubed piece of smooth glass in her anus mind you. Quickly I unbound her and she went into the bathroom. There she squatted naked on the floor and, well, pushed the plug out, shall we say.

SexFairy came back to bed. I removed all the restraint cuffs, kissed her sweetly, and told her what a good ass whore she was. Lying there a few minutes, I then said, would you like to do that again soon? And she said, “yes please”.

So new rule. Small plug before anal sex. Large plug after anal sex.
We are still smiling over that one.

Oct 012012
 

[Part II of a two part story, continued from Part I]
where we take our girlfriend Kitten away to a theme park for the weekend…
(photos in this post are of us from that day)Top to bottom: Kitten, SexFairy, Whitman's cock

After a day in the park, we went back to the hotel, all got naked, and started drinking. On thing we love about Kitten is she is miraculously good at getting naked. We hadn’t been in the hotel room 30 seconds and she had  already stripped off everything, which, by the way, is a lovely sight.

Next thing I know SexFairy is naked too, so, being a good host, I join them. I make a few drinks and we all lounge in the bed, talking about the rides we went on and the funny looks from people seeing us three kissing and holding hands. We start kissing again. I am laying on my back and SexFairy climbs onto my erect cock, facing me. While SexFairy is riding me, Kitten gets behind her and starts stroking our asses and licking my balls while we are fucking. SexFairy turned around and started kissing Kitten while bouncing on my cock. It was a marvelous view for me. [see photo above]

Kitten, Whitman, SexFairy, and our drinksAfter SexFairy rolled off, she spent some time licking Kitten’s clit, and being the generous guy I am, I took my turn and went down on Kitten, paying special attention to licking her ass. We took a little break, caught up on our drinks [see photo above],   kissed some more, when I decided that SexFairy needed some special attention. I looked at Kitten, and said, would you like to FIST fuck SexFairy. OMG Yes. SexFairy was a bit apprehensive, but once I get to a certain stage, I stop paying attention to apprehensiveness.

Kitten fisting SexFairy, while Whitman helpsKitten and I lay SexFairy back, and I poured a generous serving of oil on SexFairy’s sweet lips and rubbed it all over Kittens hand. She started with a single finger, and then two. I showed Kitten how to squeeze her hand nice and slim, and told her to keep going. Soon it was four fingers going deep into SexFairy, all the way to Kitten’s thumb. Kitten tucked her thumb in and soon had her whole hand inside SexFairy. My one hand was rubbing SexFairy’s clit while my other held a video camera (and no you can’t see it, but it’s fucking hot as hell). SexFairy also rubbed her clit as Kittens hand was pounding deep into SexFairy’s very wet pussy. [see photo to the right]

Watching SexFairy cum over and over, so incredibly hard, on Kitten’s full fist fucking, was one of the hottest things I’ve ever been witness to. I love watching a girl cum, and SexFairy’s whole body just shivers as she cums. I swear the bed was shaking.

SexFairy spilled her drink. Whitman holds her down. Kitten fingers.Kitten and I let her recover while I gave Kitten’s ass some more kissing while she stood naked against the open window. What a view that was from both sides. SexFairy came over with her drink, and somehow spilled it all over her naked chest. Instead of letting her clean it up, I pushed her down onto the chair as Kitten and I licked the drops off her body. [see photo to the left]

We all eventually got dressed, SexFairy in a sheer black dress and Kitten all pretty in pink, a dress I bought for her earlier in the day. The girls looked so pretty and sexy, especially having one on each side of me. We went out to dinner and then spent the next few hours in a club dancing and drinking and kissing and a little dirty dancing.

Thank you SexFairy. You make me feel like a God.

Sep 262012
 

[Part I of a two part story]

So we rather have a somewhat steady girlfriend. Kitten is mid-twenties, bisexual, open minded, with tattoos and a tongue piercing, and a fuck of a lot of fun. SexFairy mentioned her first in the post “I Suck At Squirting”.

On a rather last minute whim, we decided to take a weekend at a theme park destination. Then, a few hours later, feeling a bit sexy and a little drunk, we invited Kitten to join us, to leave the next day, and she accepted. This was a stretch for us. Our relationship with Kitten has to date been largely based around sex. But with a long drive and hours walking around rollercoasters and such, we knew sex couldn’t be the sole driver. I am very glad to say, we all had an incredible time.

We checked into the hotel rather late Friday night, grabbed some dinner, and then all crashed in bed, with me in the middle. I love the feel of sexy sweet female skin next to me in bed. That night I had it times two, SexFairy on one side and Kitten on the other.

As the sun rose we three began slowly waking up together. The girls came in close, and my dick, started to rise. Soon they were both going down on me, sharing my cock between their mouths, licking my balls, tickling my ass. I hadn’t cum in a few days and soon Kitten was on her knees slamming her throat onto my cock playing with the head with her pierced tongue while SexFairy stroked Kitten’s hair with one hand, and my balls with her other.  I soon exploded into Kittens throat, to the point where she later commented “I think cum shot up into my nose.” SexFairy feeling up Kitten at lunch

The day we spent at the park, walking around as a trio. We had a lovely lunch, me across from my sexy girls. As we walked the park, I’d kiss Kitten. Kitten would kiss SexFairy. SexFairy would kiss me. And people would look at us with a bit of an open mouth stare. One time, as we three walked away from a little kissfest holding hands, Kitten yelled back to some guy “Yes he’s a lucky man!”. I so am.

After a day in the park, we went back to the hotel, all got naked, and started drinking. And that you can now read in part II.

Aug 132012
 

Ivy, our sexy new friendSexFairy always believed in Fairies, but not in Squirters, until the other night.

Let’s call her “Ivy”. I found her on OkCupid, and from there we went to our mutual Fetlife accounts. She’s early 30’s, polyamorous and bisexual. Ivy has beautiful face with long golden hair over a very sexy body that she knows how to move.

Ivy is also quite intelligent with a strong understanding of what she wants in her romantic and sexual relationships. She very much knows what she’s interested in, and what /who works for her and does not. More than SexFairy and I do at this point. We are certainly still evolving.

The three of us met for dinner and had some lovely chemistry going. We made plans for an upcoming Saturday night, to which I included a presumptive offer of a sleepover, just in case, well, you know.

That Saturday was just two nights ago and I feel like I just have to share:

We enjoyed a slightly decadent dinner, mixed in with a few drinks and a few kisses here and there. Apparently SexFairy got the first kiss from Ivy while I wasn’t watching. And I love watching girls kiss, but really, who doesn’t. My first kiss came soon enough, followed by more for SexFairy.

We moved into the bedroom and got naked. More kissing ensued, followed by a tangling of limbs and tongues I rather lost track of. I know both girls enjoyed each other, and I enjoyed both of them.

Sidebar: I used to be fairly bad at stimulating a woman with my hands. I was too rough, or off-center, or too deep without direction. I would rub this way, move around, rub that. Who knew. I think some girls got off, but I know others would just insist that it was time for them to do me. Hmm, in retrospect maybe that WAS a good tactic. So over the years I studied. I looked at anatomy diagrams, watched instructional videos [see links below], and started asking questions. I’d ask women what felt good. How they liked being touched. How they touched themselves. And then, to guide my hand across their body. I may not be a master of this, but I’ve definitely gotten better.

Now the three of us are naked, and touching and licking each other. I reach my hand down to Ivy’s smooth sweet pussy. It’s very wet already. I put my two middle fingers inside of her, and press my palm against her clit, and start massaging her whole pussy. In very little time she is starting to get very wet. Very wet. And I keep rubbing, harder and harder. Then I feel the juices inside her really start to flow. Not like drip wet, more like cups of liquid wet. And then she cums, and squirts. It goes far and wide. The bed is soaked. Ivy’s head is tilted back in the bed. SexFairy is mouth agape, and I’m feeling like the king of the world. I do it again, and again. I slap her soaking wet pussy making her cum juice splatter. I tell SexFairy to lick her clean, and she does.

Ivy tells us that only one guy had done that to her before, and that was years prior. I guess all my self-education did pay off.

I roll Ivy sideways so she’s lying with SexFairy and I fuck Ivy for a while. They both alternate on sucking on my cock for a while until I tell SexFairy to get doggy and go down on Ivy while I stand behind SexFairy. So here I’m standing on the edge of the bed, holding Ivy’s feet pulling her towards SexFairy, who’s licking her pussy. About to cum, I pull SexFairy to the floor and cum in her open mouth. Ivy applauds.

Ivy and SexyFairy, naked embraceAs I think back, I am fairly certain no one has ever applauded me for a sexual activity. Not in person at least. Looking back on the bed I see the two of them embraced in a most beautiful sight. This is the photo I had to take right then and there. It’s blurry and a bit hard to discern what’s what, but a flash would have ruined it. And I didn’t want anything to spoil our beautiful time.

SexFairy and I had a most wonderful time, and can’t wait to see Ivy again soon. I think Ivy could be very good for both of us, and I hope she feels the same.

POST:

Below are two squirter videos that are at least quasi-instructional in nature.
The first is a bit more porny, the second is a bit more instructional. Either way, they are fun to watch, and even more fun to practice with a special friend, or two.

This Is How To Make A Girl Squirt

Teach Your Girl How To Squirt

Jul 232012
 

naked girl cuffed to ceilingWe have a decent assortment of bondage equipment already; leather cuffs, thigh straps, bed straps, collars, hog ties sets, spreader bars, etc. We also have a pair of furry handcuffs we’ve been playing with lately. If anything, we have so many bondage things that it’s often hard to find the one I’m looking for, especially with a rock hard erection in the dark.

So I was admittedly a little dismayed when CalExotics sent us what appeared to be, hand cuffs. Plain chrome hand cuffs. These aren’t police grade or anything. Thin metal with a little safety latch on the side (should one partner pass out while fucking the other hand cuffed partner, for example).  Am I missing something? I have had these for a few weeks now, not reviewing them because I’m thinking, what the hell am I supposed to say, about hand cuffs. It’s like writing about a glass of water.

Chrome Hand Cuffs

Then I started thinking, and looking, and thinking. What’s NOT normal about these cuffs, is the chain between them. It’s over 18” from cuff to cuff. Most play cuffs are more like 3”.  I started doing image searches for “sex hand cuffs”, “long chain cuffs” , even “passed out sex hand cuffs” cause ya never know. And my brain started working, thought it admittedly had to fight for blood.

Naked girl cuffed in bath tubSo with a long chain between the cuffs, what could you do that maybe you couldn’t do with the short chain. Well, you could go around much larger things. You could stretch and reach out to “attachments”  that short cuffs wouldn’t. You could cuff your girl to her girlfriend, and then take them out to a bar for drinks. They could move, but not separate. With the right clothing, only you would know. Like Siamese sex twins. Good for covert bondage.

A simple benefit is, she could have the cuffs on and lie on her back. Her hands would be on her side, but she could only reach by moving the other hand in the same direction. And it wouldn’t hurt because she would not be lying on top of the cuffs, just the chain.

Another thing I realized, is that in it’s own way, this is kind of adjustable. Any link can be inserted into the cuff bar before you close it, essentially allowing you to shorten the effective length. Sure there’ll be some links hanging loose, but then if she runs, you’ll be better able to hear her!

Here’s a short list of other thoughts I’ve had. I’m sure there are millions more ways to use hand Nude Girl tied to treecuffs, outside of a police car. But most of these ideas take advantage of the fact that the chain is longer.

  • bed post
  • tree
  • kitchen cabinet
  • staircase
  • telephone pole
  • around a chair
  • shower bar

Thanks CalExotics, for these fun hand cuffs. With a  little imagination, they too have become a great addition to our sex toy collection.

Jul 102012
 

SexFairy and I enjoyed a fantastic Sunday afternoon.

We drank cherry vodka while swimming in the hot sun. The weather changed and soon we were swimming in a torrential rain storm. The pool water was far warmer than the cold rain, so we stayed in the pool during the rainstorm for about an hour. It was magical.

Back home we drank more and  ate and danced and partied with some friends and then hit the bedroom for some private fun.  I reached over to the nightstand and grabbed for some lube to smooth out the hard fucking I was giving SexFairy. We always have some lube sitting there; often some freebies that were included with some recent sex toy. Being slightly wasted and in the dark, I grabbed a familiar shape and squirted it right on my cock sliding in and out of her beautiful pussy.

The next morning, sober, and in the light, I looked at the nightstand and saw these empty and  identically shaped tubes:

Lube or Toy Cleaner

Well, SexFairy is my fucktoy, and now she was both well fucked, and clean.

In the future, I’ll probably think to move anything that is NOT lube, to a different spot. Naughty, or not.

Jun 212012
 

breast,erotic,hair,oiled,photoI was outside, naked, on my back, on an inflatable raft. It was the afternoon, the hottest part of the day.

She was also naked, lying on her back on top of me. We were both glistening, covered with oil in the sunlight.

My cock was raging hard inside her, as she slid her body up and down on mine.

With my eyes open, almost blinded by the glare of the cloudless sky, I watched her silhouetted  breast heaving just above me, as I came deep inside her burning body.

May 302012
 

ProTouch PlugFor those of you who follow us, you know we have a fondness for tools that do for us, what we can’t do for ourselves, or each other. While I can reach SexFairy’s gspot with finger, cock, and even tongue, her fingers don’t always quite reach my prostate. So we were pretty excited to be asked to try out the Protouch Plug from Babeland.

The Protouch is a silicone vibrating plug from Tantus. As you can see, it’s about 5” long and can hit either her G-spot or his prostate. Included is a Sterling Vibe that inserts into the base. As little bullets go, this one works really well. The Protouch is only mildly tapered around the base so don’t’ count on it staying in your ass while doing jumping jacks. What? That’s only me?

We found the Protouch to be pretty fun. SexFairy put it in her strap-on harness and enjoyed some nice pegging time on me. At least until it turned in harness and then was upside down. Also ProTouch PlugSexFairy tends to get pretty vigorous and managed to pop it out of her harness. We definitely need to get some o-rings to adjust for these smaller toys.

SexFairy changed to just using the Protouch with her hand and that worked better. Being silicone it did get kind of slippery to hold onto (maybe we need  bike handle on the thing). The vibration felt ProTouch Pluggood, and not too strong. However the lack of directionality on the base continued to prove a bit of a problem. Something we’ve encountered with a few other toys as well. Like is oval that hard a shape? Really?

After a thorough cleaning, which is pretty easy and safe with silicone, we changed it up and I played with it inside SexFairy. That, plus some nice circular clit rubbing and she was cumming in no time.

Thanks again to sexy Babeland for this fun toy.
As always, another fun review.

May 252012
 

Which would you want more?

  • cock ring
  • girth enhancer
  • clit vibrator
  • ball ring
  • a beaver with a metal bar in it’s mouth?

Well with the Phil Varone Pierced Rocker, you get them all in one. Somehow this Phil Varone guy went from being a drummer for bands I’ve never heard of, to actor, to comedian, to reality tv, to porn actor, and now has put his name onto a line of sex toys, all with a photo of, can you guess….Phil Varone. It’s an almost odd assortment of toys, including rings, pumps, and nipple clamps. Just take a look, you’ll see what I mean.

Phil Varone Pierced RockerOur friends over at CalExotics thought we might enjoy trying out the Pierced Rocker. At first look, it took us a moment to figure out what we had. This is made of very stretchy material called TPR (Enhancer) ABS  for the man to wear. The penis goes into to the big red nubby part that both provides some squeezing to the base of your cock as well as adds some girth, and nubs of course. The ring on the bottom, which looks pretty small, actually can stretch around the balls, pulling them up high (not a bad feeling btw). The other side of the ring has some little animal (beaver) holding a small metal bar in it’s mouth. Inside of that there  is a waterproof bullet vibrator.

Phil Varone fuckingIt felt pretty good on me and I enjoyed pushing the vibrator part up against SexFairy’s clit while we fucked. SexFairy said the vibrator part felt good, though she didn’t notice the girth too much (during sex). Still it was pretty cool to have on and made me feel like I too could have sex with a few thousand women (if you read up on Phil Varone’s background this makes better sense).

Afterward, SexFairy said she felt a little sore and we realized it was the part around my cock that was rubbing against her a bit wrong. Still, she did cum a few times, so, TaDa!

Thanks again CalExotics. Another fun toy that we’ll be sure to pull out from time to time.

On a side note to Mr. Varone…we did watch your Strange Sex episode and you seem like a pretty cool guy. Best of luck.