Oct 282012
 

Dr. Laura Berman ® Weighted Pelvic Exerciser with Stainless Steel Balls Veronica™The Dr. Laura Berman “Veronica” Weighted Pelvic Exerciser with Stainless Steel Balls from California Exotics is not just a mouthful to say (or a long sentence to type,) it’s a pussy-full of fun! The intended use for this 7″ long resin exerciser is strengthening of Kegel muscles.  The resin is a faintly pink, nearly iridescent color, and the steel balls seem to be magically floating inside. There is a slight bulge in the middle and each end. One end is slightly pointed and angled for g-spot stimulation (who says workouts can’t be fun?!), and the other end is rounded. We all know that having stronger pelvic floor muscles means having better sex, in theory, but how about in reality? It works for us!!

This toy arrives in a lovely glossy purple box showing a photo of the toy, but unfortunately with no instructions. Luckily, its use is fairly self-evident: insert and squeeze with your kegel muscles. Each time it’s inside my pussy I try and squeeze it to keep it in, fighting gravity’s attempt to drag it out. The Pelvic Exerciser weighs 6.3 oz., which may not seem like that much, but the vagina was not originally designed to grab onto weights and hold them high and tight, showing off to all the other women in the gym. I can hold this one for 5 to 10 seconds, but as I’m so wet by then it really just wants to slip out.

Whitman likes to use this type of toy by having me get up on my knees next to him in bed while we’re watching TV. He will insert the toy, and as we both continue to watch TV, instruct me to hold it in (distracting!!). If I don’t hold it, he catches it in his hand, and we start all over again. Of course, I can only hold this for a second or so before it starts to slip. The more we do this, the wetter I get, and the harder it is to hold it in. It’s a vicious cycle. Sometimes the cycle ends with us fucking, but just as often it ends up with me going to sleep horny and wet. Oh, the sweet torture!

Pussy weight liftingLast night Whitman was playing with me and inserted this into my ass. At first I’m thinking, “what-the-hell?” but soon enough he had each ball pushed inside my anus and was licking my clit at the same time. I was soaked. He then put all his weight on top of me and fucked me while this was all the way inside my ass. I came 4 or 5 times.

Thank you CalExotics for another great toy that makes us both, very, very happy.

Oct 152012
 

I just read Whitman’s account of our totally successful but nearly-disastrous crisis-averted lost anal plug story! It’s sort of funny in retrospect, and it was sort of funny just after it happened, but as it was happening?? OHMYGAHHH…

I do like anal sex. It doesn’t always work out for me, but when it does, it’s amazing. This was one of those cases. It worked. It realllly worked. Whitman had fucked my ass, and fucked it for real. Pounded it, even. Wow, was I feeling good! Lying in the bed, my hands still loosely attached to my thighs, basking in the throbbing afterglow… and what an afterglow! Happy anal

Smug. That’s how I felt.

Totally smug.

It worked!

Successful anal sex!

Yes!

I reached back with my cuffed hands to touch the plug that Whitman had placed in my ass. I was touching for proof, mostly. I was in a little disbelief that it was inside of me. It’s usually a little bit of work, and I hadn’t even felt this one go in my ass.

I barely touched the little glass base, and felt it it move. It moved like it was just snuggling in to a better position. And it kept moving. And didn’t stop. WHAT?! I felt the flat glass base slip right away from my fingers. Feeling panic, I moved my fingers closer to my asshole, and tried to grab the plug. I felt nothing but the quick slide of the toy and my ass closing around it. With the cuffs around my wrists and thighs, I was helpless to do anything more.Lost anal plug

What was going to through my mind was, “ohmygodohmygodohmygodnonononoooo…!!”
That thought was followed by a quick yelp for Whitman, who had gone to wash up,  “comebackcombackcomeback!!’”
He did, and I managed to squeak out what had happened, and added, “I’m not going to the hospital for this!” He looked, he felt for it, rapidly decided this was above his pay grade, and let me loose.

As you read, I successfully ‘removed’ the plug (and a little santorum, if you must know) by squatting and pushing – like birthing the smallest baby ever, and that’s the happy ending.

Oct 112012
 

This evening we have a friend coming over whom we haven’t seen for some time now. This friend, Maria, has been known to accost SexFairy in the women’s bathroom at bars, pull down her pants or up her skirt, and thrust her tongue across SexFairy’s clit while fingering her pussy. SexFairy likes those bathroom trips.

Shortly after I met Maria, we had a nice fivesome (three women plus me and another guy). I know my dick was in all three girls that night, as was his. Another time we met Maria at a bar, went to her place, and I got to watch Maria and SexFairy enjoy a fantastic Tribbing experience. This will be our fifth time with her, but honestly with all the girls coming in and out of our bedroom, it’s sometimes hard to keep track. Yes, I know, you feel sorry for me. Ha.

I’m hoping that once we have enough to drink I can convince the girls to take a bubble bath together. We have some sexy smelling Naughty Bubbles from Booty Parlor which are on sale now at EdenFantasys. Then they can dry each other off and put on some sexy lingerie for me. Okay, the odds that after bathing together and then rubbing each other’s bodies with towels will make anyone want to put on any clothes is pretty damn slim. Unless it’s one of THESE. Plan your St. Valentine\'s Day and save the date with EdenFantasys - the sex toys shop you can trust!

Come to think of it, SexFairy is well overdue for a nice DP (double penetration) and between my cock and Maria wearing a big dildo, it’s certainly a possibility. But that’s another story. Stay tuned my friends.

Oct 102012
 

Last Saturday night, SexFairy and I had a pretty damn good dinner, got a bit drunk, and then a bit horny, and ended the night with a sexual first, in a kind of funny whoops way.

SexFairy likes being, shall we say, restrained. She says she finds it comforting and arousing at the same time. I have tied her body with rope, tied her to the ceiling while standing, tied her bent over to a stool, to a door, to a shower wall…the list just goes on and on. But she gets tied up for other reasons than my getting to fuck her at my will. Some nights, as we are getting close to going to sleep, I will get this urge and ask her if she’d like to be tied up for sleep. She always says, “yes please”.

So Saturday night, in bed, I asked, and she replied as always, “yes please”. I attached velcro thigh cuffs followed by wrist cuffs. Then I attached them all together, leaving it just loose enough so she could sleep. Of course once my mind gets started, it doesn’t tend to stop. So I asked if she’d like an anal plug for the night, and of course she said “yes please”.

SexFairy’s ass is on the tight and sensitive side, so I picked out one of our smaller glass plugs, a beautiful blue one. I grabbed a bottle of anal lube we had recently received, but not yet tried out. SexFairy was still wearing her panties so I pulled them down to the edge of the cuffs. Then with a nice puddle of lube in my hand starting massaging her, ass and pussy, sliding my fingers in and out of her holes as I went. Soon she was gasping with pleasure and my cock was rock hard. With that and her now relaxed and lubed ass, I told her I was going to fuck her ass, and she moaned “yes please”.

SexFairy was tied like this with her hands attached

Mounting her from behind while she lay on her side, I fucked SexFairy’s ass very hard and deep. It was a literal ass pounding. I said to her, “where’s my cock” and she replied “in my ass”. I said “what’s in your ass” and she said “daddy’s cock”. I said “where should I cum” and she said “in my ass”. I called her my “dirty whore” and she said “cum in my dirty whore ass”. So I did. I exploded inside her ass, filling it with my cum. After managing to slide my swollen cock out and thinking I should keep all that lovely cum inside her ass, I then put the anal plug into her ass, so none would drip out. I went to the bathroom, leaving her bound and ass fucked, full of my cum, with the plug in her ass.Glass plug, lost in her ass

That’s when I heard her call me. But not in a sexy fuck me way. In a help-me-get-here-now voice. The one that’s no longer playing. I immediately came back and she said, “the plug’s gone in my ass”. I was able to reach a few fingers inside her ass and while I could feel it there I could not grab ahold of it in anyway. We are talking about a lubed piece of smooth glass in her anus mind you. Quickly I unbound her and she went into the bathroom. There she squatted naked on the floor and, well, pushed the plug out, shall we say.

SexFairy came back to bed. I removed all the restraint cuffs, kissed her sweetly, and told her what a good ass whore she was. Lying there a few minutes, I then said, would you like to do that again soon? And she said, “yes please”.

So new rule. Small plug before anal sex. Large plug after anal sex.
We are still smiling over that one.

Oct 042012
 

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sheer lingerie beautiful nipples

Whitman and I had a little chat this morning, about lingerie, nipples, and my being bi:

   Whitman: That’s pretty lingerie on tumblr

      SexFairy: it IS.  I found it on Pinterest, but it’s  here…the lingerie is pretty OR maybe just her nipples are so pretty :)

   Whitman: that’s the kind of comment someone attracted to women would say. Her nips look awesome perky

      SexFairy: they’re just tiny and pretty. AND yes, very attractive

   Whitman: does it make you think of doing things to her?

      SexFairy: of touching and putting my mouth on her nipples. Things like that?

   Whitman: yes. exactly like that.

      SexFairy: then yes!

   Whitman: you bisexual you

When I saw this picture on Pinterest, I HAD to add it to our Tumblr. I do like the lingerie, but OMG, I was mesmerized by her breasts (or by her nipples, really). I was fascinated by the way she appears topless, but is not. That pink lace is just like a little frosting for her perfect breasts. I want to lick it off.

So, yes. I admit it DID make me think of doing things to her. I think Whitman is always trying to gauge my bisexuality, like maybe it’s too good to be true, and it might go away. Given the vision I had in my mind of sucking those little nipples right through the lace with my hands roaming the rest of her body at the same time? I don’t think my bisexual urges are going anywhere!

Sexy Little Contest – If one of you buys this for me, I will TOTALLY send you a private photo of me wearing it. Maybe even be a photo of me with my girlfriend’s nipple in my mouth! She does have lovely nipples. Best comment wins this, but you do have to buy it for me to get the private photos.

Oct 012012
 

[Part II of a two part story, continued from Part I]
where we take our girlfriend Kitten away to a theme park for the weekend…
(photos in this post are of us from that day)Top to bottom: Kitten, SexFairy, Whitman's cock

After a day in the park, we went back to the hotel, all got naked, and started drinking. On thing we love about Kitten is she is miraculously good at getting naked. We hadn’t been in the hotel room 30 seconds and she had  already stripped off everything, which, by the way, is a lovely sight.

Next thing I know SexFairy is naked too, so, being a good host, I join them. I make a few drinks and we all lounge in the bed, talking about the rides we went on and the funny looks from people seeing us three kissing and holding hands. We start kissing again. I am laying on my back and SexFairy climbs onto my erect cock, facing me. While SexFairy is riding me, Kitten gets behind her and starts stroking our asses and licking my balls while we are fucking. SexFairy turned around and started kissing Kitten while bouncing on my cock. It was a marvelous view for me. [see photo above]

Kitten, Whitman, SexFairy, and our drinksAfter SexFairy rolled off, she spent some time licking Kitten’s clit, and being the generous guy I am, I took my turn and went down on Kitten, paying special attention to licking her ass. We took a little break, caught up on our drinks [see photo above],   kissed some more, when I decided that SexFairy needed some special attention. I looked at Kitten, and said, would you like to FIST fuck SexFairy. OMG Yes. SexFairy was a bit apprehensive, but once I get to a certain stage, I stop paying attention to apprehensiveness.

Kitten fisting SexFairy, while Whitman helpsKitten and I lay SexFairy back, and I poured a generous serving of oil on SexFairy’s sweet lips and rubbed it all over Kittens hand. She started with a single finger, and then two. I showed Kitten how to squeeze her hand nice and slim, and told her to keep going. Soon it was four fingers going deep into SexFairy, all the way to Kitten’s thumb. Kitten tucked her thumb in and soon had her whole hand inside SexFairy. My one hand was rubbing SexFairy’s clit while my other held a video camera (and no you can’t see it, but it’s fucking hot as hell). SexFairy also rubbed her clit as Kittens hand was pounding deep into SexFairy’s very wet pussy. [see photo to the right]

Watching SexFairy cum over and over, so incredibly hard, on Kitten’s full fist fucking, was one of the hottest things I’ve ever been witness to. I love watching a girl cum, and SexFairy’s whole body just shivers as she cums. I swear the bed was shaking.

SexFairy spilled her drink. Whitman holds her down. Kitten fingers.Kitten and I let her recover while I gave Kitten’s ass some more kissing while she stood naked against the open window. What a view that was from both sides. SexFairy came over with her drink, and somehow spilled it all over her naked chest. Instead of letting her clean it up, I pushed her down onto the chair as Kitten and I licked the drops off her body. [see photo to the left]

We all eventually got dressed, SexFairy in a sheer black dress and Kitten all pretty in pink, a dress I bought for her earlier in the day. The girls looked so pretty and sexy, especially having one on each side of me. We went out to dinner and then spent the next few hours in a club dancing and drinking and kissing and a little dirty dancing.

Thank you SexFairy. You make me feel like a God.