Some Warnings in this post, so please read it all:
Besides our ever growing interest in sex and everything that goes with it, we also dabble in molecular gastronomy. The former far more than the latter. I think we found Sodium Alginate first for a sex lube, and then for a spherification agent. I am NOT going to explain how to make little self contained edible caviar sized balls of liquor. You can search for that on your own. No, this is about the Japanese art type of erotic slide massage, or Nuru.
Is Nuru Massage a real thing? I don’t know. I don’t really care. Watching videos of naked shiny girls sliding their bodies over happy men is good enough for me. [See our older post “Doggy fucking to Asian massage with Maria Ozawa”. It’s just fucking hot.
SexFairy and I have been wanting to try this for ourselves for a while now, though in all honesty, me longer than her. Last night we did, and OMFG. This is how we did it, and things to be aware of going into it, and out, and in, and out, and out, and whoa baby.
RECIPE & EQUIPMENT:
1 tablespoon of Sodium Alginate
1 cup of hot water
a big bowl to mix it up
something to get messy on
Combine the Sodium Alginate and the hot water and then mix the hell out of it till it’s pretty smooth. You want hot water because it will cool, and it can be cold otherwise, and hot feels sexy. Cold less so.
We made did the recipe here times 4 but only used about 2 cups, and it still was everywhere. “Everywhere” in this context means all across our sex mat, in our hair, between our toes, in my mouth, her ass … you get the idea.
You do NOT want to play with this in your bed. I shudder to think about trying to get it all out. We have the “Black Label Escape Wet” mat from Liberator. We paid for this one. We love it. We use it whenever we play with others. And it’s waterproof and big enough to get super messy on. There is the “official” inflatable mattress, but it’s kind of pricey and we have what I think is better anyway.
Around the mat we laid some towels. The came in handy mostly afterward to clean up and dry our feet off on so we could get to the shower.
That’s it, a big bowl of homemade lube and a surface to get messy and naked on.
Oh, and TURN UP YOUR HEAT, cause it gets’ kind of cold – see below.
I put on a Nuru Massage porn video and watched as SexFairy took a big handful of the Sodium Alginate lube and let it drip down her naked chest, pouring over her hard nipples, across her stomach and down to her beautiful pussy. We have been together years. I have seen her naked plenty. And that moment, seeing the heavy lube dripping down and over her tits was one of the hottest things I’ve seen in my entire nasty life. Seriously.
We spent the next hour rubbing bodies against one another with about every variation there is across touch, oral, genital and anal. The only thing in particular I noticed was that fucking was great in how our bodies just slid against one another, and a bit challenging as you really had nothing to push against. The lube works really well, for better and worse.
1. The lube is pretty much water in a suspension, so when you are covered with it (and you will be if you are lucky) it’s like your whole body is wet, as if you just got out of the shower. So, it’s kind of cold. I had turned the AC almost off and yet we were both still cold. Next time we’ll wait till it’s almost too warm till we start lubing up. How to know? Do you feel cold out of the shower? then you’ll feel cold covered in the lube. Cold isn’t sexy.
2. The lube starts to dry up and feel weird. This took almost an hour. As the water evaporated our skin started to feel like it had another skin on top that cracked and broke as we moved. It wasn’t unpleasant, and wasn’t really noticeable till after we were done, but neither was it the sexiEST feeling. So you know.
3. A mat to play on. Towels. It’s messy. Clean up of everything took us about 10 minutes total time spent. I’d still do it every fucking day.
Both of us had rubbed our feet across a towel on the floor to be able to walk to the shower without leaving odd footprints. I went to the kitchen to clean up the bowel and SexFairy headed to the shower. Shortly after I heard a crash. She had fallen.
See the lube kind of dries on your skin (see#3) and you think it’s gone. But as soon as you hit the shower the water reactivates it on your skin and all of a sudden your dry skin becomes a massively slippery lubricant. So when SexFairy’s foot (I rubbed her foot while I fucked her) hit the bottom of the wet tub her feet instantly became slippery and went out from under her. Then her hands slipped on the way down. Her knees are a bit bruised at the moment, and not in a good way. And they hurt her.
I joined her in the shower, with a lot of caution, and we spent the first 5-10 minutes sitting on the floor of the tub washing off the lube till we felt it safe enough to stand.
Get some Sodium Alginate.
Follow the instructions above.
Have a fun fucking time.