Which would you want more?
- cock ring
- girth enhancer
- clit vibrator
- ball ring
- a beaver with a metal bar in it’s mouth?
Well with the Phil Varone Pierced Rocker, you get them all in one. Somehow this Phil Varone guy went from being a drummer for bands I’ve never heard of, to actor, to comedian, to reality tv, to porn actor, and now has put his name onto a line of sex toys, all with a photo of, can you guess….Phil Varone. It’s an almost odd assortment of toys, including rings, pumps, and nipple clamps. Just take a look, you’ll see what I mean.
Our friends over at CalExotics thought we might enjoy trying out the Pierced Rocker. At first look, it took us a moment to figure out what we had. This is made of very stretchy material called TPR (Enhancer) ABS for the man to wear. The penis goes into to the big red nubby part that both provides some squeezing to the base of your cock as well as adds some girth, and nubs of course. The ring on the bottom, which looks pretty small, actually can stretch around the balls, pulling them up high (not a bad feeling btw). The other side of the ring has some little animal (beaver) holding a small metal bar in it’s mouth. Inside of that there is a waterproof bullet vibrator.
It felt pretty good on me and I enjoyed pushing the vibrator part up against SexFairy’s clit while we fucked. SexFairy said the vibrator part felt good, though she didn’t notice the girth too much (during sex). Still it was pretty cool to have on and made me feel like I too could have sex with a few thousand women (if you read up on Phil Varone’s background this makes better sense).
Afterward, SexFairy said she felt a little sore and we realized it was the part around my cock that was rubbing against her a bit wrong. Still, she did cum a few times, so, TaDa!
Thanks again CalExotics. Another fun toy that we’ll be sure to pull out from time to time.
On a side note to Mr. Varone…we did watch your Strange Sex episode and you seem like a pretty cool guy. Best of luck.