Lunch at my desk today. (Always a bad idea.)
I’m wearing a new dress. It’s cute, it’s summery, it’s blue. It now has spaghetti sauce on it.
SexFairy: Just splashed red sauce on my blue dress. :( and grrr at myself.
Whitman: that dress is begging to be stained, isn’t it, Miss Lewinsky?
SexFairy: I can think of better ways than pasta to stain this dress, Mr. President!